imthedad:

fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once

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capriamovies:

probablystilladoreyou:

#i want somebody to look at me like that

Jim Carrey deserved an Oscar nod for this. and Truman Show. and Philip Morris. aaaaaaand Mr. Popper’s Penguins.

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queerfatbutch:

gpoy.

(Source: npine)

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Prometheus spoilers…you’ve been warned.

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